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shrikestrike:

sportsketball:

good non gendered words to say instead of dude to someone who doesnt want to be called a dude

  • buddy
  • bud
  • pal
  • neighbor
  • *australian voice* mate
  • *cowboy voice* partner

don’t forget

  • *strong Russian accent like Siberian winter* COMRADE

(Source: slugzone, via samstarringaslucifer)

easy-breezy-beautiful-fangirl:

deanpendragon:

cosmo-sex-tips:

In the middle of sex, say ”long live the king” then push him off the bed.

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Slow clap for the Merthur fandom

(via gerardwayturnedfrankgay)

dulect:

"Describe your style" 

anything on sale

(via darksideofthemoob)

martin-freezeman:

art-of-whore:

squarepizza:

im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like

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and then it just goes downhill from there

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the last one looks like he’s wearing cool shades l ike a cool dude wow that dud e is cCool

I thought they were Matryoshka dolls?

(via missabbiehudson)